Can you write a short, funny story that includes 6 of these sitcom titles?

This story is all true. I got a call from the office of my daughters school this morning. The secretary of the school said that they were transporting my daughter to the South Park hospital because she had become sick. When I got to the the emergency room there were nurses wearing pink cartoon scrubs. They say this makes the kids less afraid than white ones. A doc came in and explained that he was a family guy but he was concerned for what our family must be going through. The whole entourage of residents trooped through to look at the strange rash on my daughters leg. A nurse by the name of Reno, "911 said she, were you the one who called it?" I told her no way! It was the school. " I said "I didn't think it was that serious ya know?" I mean here I am living in Philadelphia. I mean it's always sunny in Philadelphia isn't it? Well except when it is snowing and other stuff. My husband showed up finally and to calm down my daughter he asked her "Do you know how I met your mother?" I thought that was a strange thing to say but hey if it works more power to him. While we were waiting for a diagnosis we watched the Disney channel and much to my chagrin there was nothing on but a show of Hanna Montana in concert. I wanted to die since I already felt that I was in hell anyway. My boys called from home wanting to know why no one was there to let them in the house. I told them to go over and stay at a friends house. Finally after what seemed like hours one of the docs told me that they had a feeling that it was the big bang theory. In other words she had banged her head on something and broken out in the rash because she landed in the poison ivy. Long story short, we were sent home with some steroids and rash cream and told to apply it every two hours as needed. While we were leaving I saw two and a half men come in and register to be seen. I think it was a couple of significant others and their son. Well anyway that was my day. Hope yours is going better than mine.